There's nothing I love more than celebrating love. When I got ordained to officiate a friends' wedding I had no idea that it would become my favorite hobby. I proudly stand shoulder to shoulder beside anyone who has the audacity to love someone, with the powers vested in me by the great state of New Jersey and the internet. I'll pronounce you whatever you identify as and fight for your right to love each other.
Universal Life Church
The Church of Universal Suffrage